Nightmares DO Come True

You can IMAGINE the kind of rich, obnoxious assholes that will come to this thing.

Oh, how the scalpers will become RICH, RICH, RICH.

All these superstars had nothing better to do on a weekend in October? They weren't booked?

How much money do these egotists want? How badly do they want to fuck up their reputations?

I can imagine the maggots crawling toward this...HBO or Showtime wanting to broadcast it (maybe not ANNOUNCE that till a month before the shows, for maximum bang for the scalper buck). Record labels wanting to record it? Big shot celebrities expecting comfy front row seats and fine hotels nearby? Oh a splendid time is guaranteed for all.