Tattoo tattoo tattoo how very fortunate for yoooooo

West coast memorabilia show last week. And gosh, here's a CHARMING GIRL.

Loves to show off her TATS.

That IS a female.

You might be forgiven in thinking it was Owen Wilson with his face swelled from punches in the eyes.

It's fortunate, isn't it, that ugly and stupid people can turn themselves into walking comic books. If your face and body aren't that interesting, INK 'EM UP. Then people with similar low esteem MAY be impressed.

Walk around with a sullen hipster expression. Strain to overhear goofs going "Oh wow." Ignore the stares and smirks. Wait for some other tattooed moron to say: "Hey let me buy you...a BEER."

You can imagine what this celebrity is tartly thinking about this graffiti-covered cunt-gnome.

"See, Mickey Rourke wants to spend money to have his picture taken with me. Didn't know he had so many tattoos."

Or, just:

"$20 is $20."