Saturday, May 7, 2016

TAYLOR: 75 MILLION DOLLARS, SHAUNA: 75 PENCE

Last year, Taylor Swift topped the charts...in making MONEY.

Somehow, idiot Irish bints doing cover versions of her songs? Not so much.

The humiliation only excites Shauna, who dreams of Taylor fucking her and talking dirty to her!

Shauna hasn't covered any of the other artistes in the Top 10 of Moneymakers, has she? Maybe one of her fawning guyyyysss will ask her to try her auto-tune on an Adele number. That would be ghastly! How about Shauna trying to wrap her lips around "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel? Hilarious! I wouldn't mind throwing a fiverrrrr to Shauna if she'd cover a Rolling Stones song: "(Look at that) STUPID GIRL."

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