Nobody is naming the baby ISIS in the USA

Oh, what a tragedy. Parents aren't naming baby girls 'ISIS' anymore.

At least, not in America.

The bad news is that NOAH is the top boy's name. Ugh! Biblical name. And JACOB is in the Top 5, too!

Surely, in the future this will change. The Latinos love to name their boys JESUS (hayyy-sooooooooos) so maybe that name will break the Top 10. But eventually...MOHAMED. NASEEM. HABIB.

And what's this shit with all those Italian-type girly names like Olivia, Sophia and Isabella?

What's wrong with HUMMUS?