A Farcebook Mother's Day

Mother's Day is usually one of three things: joyous, dysfunctional or mournful.

Meaning, you either celebrate with your Mom, DON'T celebrate with the bitch, or remember she's dead.

In the TWILIGHT ZONE, is this has-been:

Terry's living wayyyyy in the past. She acts as if that picture is TODAY.

Nope, that pretty thing on the right now looks like this:

She was born in 1929 (if not earlier, but let's accept 1929).

Let's assume her mother got knocked up when she was 13. Care to do the math?

She'd be ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD if she was still alive.

Kind of unlikely. Because she was probably 16 if not 19, which puts her at 103 or 106.

A normal person would've written, "I remember my Mom on this day," but not a narcissistic narcoleptic.

She wants to keep to the delusion that she's not, to quote an incredulous George Harrison line, "as old as my mother!"