Blind People Work in NY Daily News Photo Department

Hooray for Affirmative Action.

The N.Y. Daily News, which loses thousands of dollars a day, has apparently hired blind people as photo editors.

Their website chirped about some of the world's most boring cunt-owners, raving about how BEAUTIFUL they look.

Oh excuse me. The most BEAUTIFUL is a plastic surgery creature who says she's a woman but STILL HAS A DICK.

Yeah, Caitlyn AGAIN. Followed by some bitch who is as plain as any nanny, and the horse-faced Sarah Jessica Porker.

Christ. CAITLYN, the trout-mouthed psycho-freak who lets "her" daughters run wild with nigga thugs, and who is a poor role model for both a MAN and a WOMAN, gets drooled about for wearing...a TENNIS OUTFIT?

What's so fucking amazing or even "trendy" about these "tennis duds?" DUDS is right. Referring to Jenner's plastic tits.

At least the ugly hat shades Caitlyn Jenner's ugly face.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, Bruce Jenner aka Caitlyn Jenner is now the ugliest man AND woman on the planet.

And below that? "Sensational styles?"

First off, "Selena" looks like any fat-lipped self-absorbed wetback on the planet. It's "Sensational" that she's showing cleavage? Who isn't? Even Governor Chris Christie shows cleavage.

As for gruesome horse-faced Sarah Jessica Parker, what's "Sensational" about a blouse any kindergarten teacher might wear? Is her boring, haggard hairstyle "sensational" or "stylish?"

I understand, believe me. These poor, sad, pathetic twats (or guys who pretend to have twats). They don't really want to have cameras on them EVERY second. I doubt any of the above really were happy to have paps smearing them and shouting "Look this way! Over here! I'm with the Daily Snooze!!"

And the blind people on the Daily News? I'm sure they wish they could just go into the nearest bathroom and smoke some dope. Putting out a daily newspaper is tough when celebrities are BORING. These "stars" do nothing but wander around in drab outfits with their hair looking shitty. So it's up to hack writers to look at bad photos and hype them up.

When I was editing a national rock magazine, I had a similar fucking problem. HOW many great albums came out every month, or every other month? HOW many involved photogenic rock stars? How many of those photogenic rock stars were already over-exposed and painfully boring to look at, like Rod Stewart and Mick Jagger and Macca?

The supply of interesting news and truly exciting stars is pitiful compared to the demand. We're conditioned to expect an entertaining half-hour reading the newspaper on our way to work. We expect glossy magazines EXPLODING with juicy gossip and exciting pictures.

Instead, there's pickle-faced Parker, and tortilla-faced Selena, and cadaver-faced Caitlyn. And an ailing Daily News edging closer and closer to bankruptcy trying to pretend what they do is newsworthy.