Thursday, September 17, 2015

Are they STILL Sticky?

"Dear Ebay Slut. A week ago you put up a photo on eBay of your fat ass. You were selling your well worn and STICKY panties.

"Ignorant bitch that you are, you thought a bilious, brazen ad like that wouldn't get stopped. You thought you'd get a BIG sale from some desperate perv, and not care if he ended up with a nasal infection.

"The ad was removed. Instead of being smart, you couldn't help getting a SECOND account, and putting the SAME ad up again a week later.

"My question is not really why you are so brain-dead, but just what kind of runny twat you have. I mean, after a week, are these knickers of yours really STILL sticky? They haven't dried?

"You might risk getting tracked down and beaten by a disappointed whiffy-sniffer who, having pressed his fingers into what he thought would be a syrupy gusset, discovered that his digits were still bone dry.

"NEXT time you put up the ad, under yet another name, please make sure to explain how your defective, diseased, disgusting, dysentery-discharging VAGINA FROM HELL, is able to soil panties and keep the fouled garment certifiably STICKY for so long.

"Please describe your definition of STICKY. Do you merely mean gritty? Do you mean slightly gummy like a Post-it note? Do you mean glue-like and capable of being molded like snot or nougat? Or sticky like a modern mouse-trap or spilled boysenberry jam?

"PS, why not just stick the panties up your rotten hole, knot your cunt-flaps and die?

"WELL WISHER."

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