Asshole Twat Calls The Shots

Not many guys could write an ad that basically says: "Pay to see photos of my ass."

Bieber, maybe? Some gay idiot like Stephen Fry having a joke?

But any cunt on the planet thinks she's got "booty" worth paying for. Like THIS presumptuous shitpile of bitch-hood.

How about that line that IF the bids climb past $50, she'll consider taking requests?

I was tempted on bidding $50 and my request would be "Sit on a fire hydrant and squat all the way down."

What's with the egomania of a twat like this? Or, rather, some GUY pretending to be a woman? That picture seems like it was downloaded off some professional porn site, right?

I think there's so much ass-fucking these days because most cunts are so full of shit it's hard to know the difference. One hole is a little tighter. Usually. But you can fuck a bitch the right way and still end up with enough shit to make you wish you went for a long walk alone instead.