Nope, Bitch- Your Panties Pulled DOWN AGAIN

Once you've sold a pair of stinky knickers for $25, why not do it over and over?

Too bad this bitch discovered "well worn used fragrant" undies was not likely to work a second time.

So this New Mexico idiot tried to be a little more subtle.

It didn't work. Any "Pre-Owned Panties" or "Not Laundered" items got taken down.

Today she tried to slip a used pair into the secret "adults only" area. But how do you nudge-nudge and wink-wink and let the whiffy-sniffy mob know these are USED?

Well, you ad things to your innocuous ad header, like photos of yourself WEARING THEM.

Then you write a little note encouraging people to contact you for some, mmmmm, details.

That should work, right?

WRONG. Auction GONE.

Give eBay some credit. In THIS category, prone to BUY IT NOW, they're quick to step in and stop step-ins, knickers or briefs. It might only take a few hours, rather than a few days. The idiot seller just has to go over the line in some very obvious way.

This lady has only been warned for all her many attempts. She's still squatting around as a member in good standing.

Maybe she should try selling items eBay doesn't object to, like "well worn shoes," "trashed pantyhose" or "stinking socks."

She could even sell a "used garterbelt" without getting suspendered.