Sunday, September 6, 2015

Humiliate Yourself on EBAY for a big $1.49 WOWIE-ZOWIE

Yeah, Wowie Zowie. Imagine what Frank Zappa would say about all these Suzy Creamcheese idiot bitches who are sucking and fucking and being ludicrous for chump change.

How CHEAP can a slut be? Go to a bar, bitch. Some guy will give you beer money. You don't need to try and sell your home porn files at $1.49.

Talk about supply and NO demand.

Everybody makes porn movies. Everybody can find them free on torrents, and streaming on the usual suspect sites. Unless a woman is absolutely stunning, or is doing nearly-impossible things, NOBODY will pay to watch. Or pay MUCH.

All over eBay there are hapless fools trying to sell adult DVDs for a few dollars.

They can barely find old-timers who have a DVD player or a computer that has a slot for a DVD.

What a life, trying to make a living unloading $5 porn from boring companies that can only offer a bunch of siliconed morons with shaved pubes.

Some amateurs, like this idiot, try and make money on the Porn CLIPS4Sale type sites. But guess what, "site rips" mean that every item is copied and given away FREEEEEEEEE in forums.

There probably isn't a "pay site" on the Net that hasn't been "ripped."

So it comes down to making porn and hoping that, what, ten people buy it at $1.49 each? A few regular customers keep buying till they get sick of the girl and want to see somebody new?

How about the "hey, for $75 I'll get naked and say your name" game? That's good for a laugh but how many care? How many have the money? Even though most of these sluts live like trailer trash in low-rent parts of the South, it requires a lot of wear-and-tear and tedious hours checking eBay and e-mailing files to even make MINIMUM WAGE.

What a STUPID FUCKING WORLD.

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