Monday, September 28, 2015

POPECORN? OF COURSE NOT - Mr. Catholicism Eats Very Well, thank you

Hmm, good question: what does the Pope eat?

Part of the answer, in breathtaking detail according to chef Lidia Bastard Itch, or whatever her name is:

It seems that Pope Francis spent a lot of time in the USA doing humble things, like visiting thugs in prison, and black children in East Harlem, and any time he passed some vegetable in a wheelchair, he walked over to give it a kiss.

He wasn't about to dine in soup kitchens, though. And who can blame him.

A few cynics pointed out that this guy does very well, the 1 BILLION Catholics make sure the churches have plenty of money to waste on gold trinkets and bright satin dresses for the Cardinals and the rest of 'em. Part of the game IS that wherever you go, it's first class. So as much as this guy is considered humble...he's not going to be THAT humble. Besides, it's bad manners not to let people do things for you.

The poor guy, who is always muttering "Pray for me," also had to feign a smile when he was served angel cake. Christ, that kind of joke gets STALE.

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