The Stupidest, Craziest Jews in the Whole World

Yes, this blog has registered plenty of disgust at MUSLIMS.

Not much amusement to be seen in chronicling the filthy Palesteeeeeenians.

By now regulars know that THIS blog is extremely misanthropic in general, and especially so when it comes to religious fanatics.

And no, JEWS are not immune from complaint. "Everybody hates the Jews," Tom Lehrer (Jewish) once sang, to great applause and laughter. So let's not get TOO down on them. EXCEPT when discussing the STUPIDEST, CRAZIEST JEWS IN THE WORLD.

That's American Orthodox Jews.

Fortunately, they clannishly keep to themselves most of the time, taking "God's Chosen People" to an arrogant extreme. God really "chose" a bunch of dumb, incredibly ugly people with no taste in clothing?

Here's a headline from today's paper:

It sounds like a fucking practical joke doesn't it?

"Would you like your sins to be absolved? First off, don't try NOT to sin. Hell, you got 10 commandments to fuck with. Don't go to confessional like stupid Catholics. Here's what you do: grab a live chicken, wave it over your head, then KILL it. Trust me, ALL your sins will have been transferred to the chicken!"

You buy that?

If that's so, wouldn't it be risky drinking chicken soup?

However, Orthodox Jews, who are not at all averse to a rabbi putting his MOUTH on a baby's penis following circumcision, think that chicken-waving is a brilliant tradition. It goes back...to when nobody heard of germs and everyone thought angels were flitting about in the clouds.

Yesterday, Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Debra James heard arguments on both sides. Rabbi Shea Hecht whined that he didn't like vegetarians "interfering with our custom." I'm surprised he didn't say "Goyim." There ARE vegetarian Jews, after all. They even know how to make "chopped liver" out of nuts.

Hecht used the familiar line about "an attack on our religious freedom," and no matter how STUPID you are, and I repeat, Orthodox Jews are VERY stupid, you know exactly how to get your way. Just scream about "religious freedom," which is the right to be STUPID. The right to flaunt your inane belief in something that you can't prove. Your (pardon the expression in this case) pig-headedness.

Every religion relies on "religious freedom." It's just that the Muslims will add beheading. And the Orthodox Jews will add vaudeville.

I mean, waving a fucking chicken over your head? And doing it in public??

That's STUPID, even for stupid people. Jews, by the way, are notorious for being smart. Genius smart. While the Muslims are merely mediocre, the Jews have given the world a disproportionate share of geniuses, from Freud to Einstein to Harpo Marx. BUT almost NONE of them were ORTHODOX JEWS, with the grotesque side-curls, the filthy white shirts, the ludicrous giant black hats perched atop their yarmulkes. And don't mention the beards. ("And some of the men look just as bad."). But all Benny Hill jokes aside...

According to the testimony of the trouble-making plaintiff suing the city, a lady named Michal Arich, the Brooklyn Hasidim don't merely throw A chicken around and kill it. They go nuts and kill thousands of 'em, leaving a "stench of blood, urine and feces" in the streets. I'm assuming most of the urine and feces is from the chickens.

Our Lady Michal brought up a persuasive point, that the Israelis often perform this ritual with MONEY. (However, there's a good question over whether the arrogant Orthodox Jews think most Israelis are even Jewish. After all, you don't see a lot of people dressed like Hebraic penguins in Israel.) Some Israelis simply wave money around and somehow the sins go into the money. What happens after that, I have no idea. Maybe they buy shit from Arabs using the tainted money, and think they're getting the last laugh.

All I do know, is the bottom line, which is that Michal Arich lost.

Sad to say, but every ethnic group, every bunch of religious fanatics, seem to get their way. They can foul the streets with a one-day parade (hooray for the nuts from the West Indies, Puerto Rico, etc.), with a "festival" lasting for several days ("Little Italy" in Manhattan has one of those) or they can be crazy all year long. This includes weird parts of Chinatown, as well as various New York and New Jersey areas where Orthodox Jews have taken over.

According to the NY Post, anticipating a favorable decision (anything else would've caused a riot), "Groups in Borough Park and Crown Heights (Orthodox Jewy areas of Brooklyn) have already ordered 50,000 chickens that will be trucked into the city later this week."

50,000 fucking chickens, waved overhead and killed? That's A LOT OF SIN. Even for people who are ugly as sin. Give or take a Jewess or two.

The Jews, noted for being cheap, actually organized "a $500,000 bond as compensation," in case they lost the case and were risking arrest for their chicken waving/killing.

OK, the Muslims kill and rape and blow things up. At worst, Orthodox Jews wave chickens around, kill the smelly things, and leave a lot of feathers, chicken blood and chicken shit in the street. They aren't about to perform this idiot ritual in a temple or shul, are they? Or in their own fucking homes? No, burden everybody.

As the beaten-up Rodney King once said, "Why can't we all just get along?" He obviously had no interest in beheading anyone, and his only interest in a chicken would've been one that was Kentucky Fried. But listen, despite not being Muslim or Jewish, he did manage to get clubbed by cops.