Wednesday, September 23, 2015

EBAY - WHERE SEXUAL CON-ARTISTS ROAM WILD

Boner pills? Penis enlargement "voodoo" amulets? EBAY is LOADED with that shit.

Technically, EBAY can and DOES choose what it allows on the site. No Nazi memorabilia. No chloroform. No used underwear. But a con artist selling a voodoo penis enlargement scam? Hey, let the small dick-head buyer beware! Har har!

Sales have been a little slow lately, so the con artist is running a sale! WOO HOO!

So what happens if it doesn't work? Size matters, after all. The ugliest, stupidest moron can get the sexiest girl in the world as long as his dick is big. Right? Just tell your troubles to any of the unlicensed assholes who call themselves "life coach" and troll EBAY. Put your life in the hands of a jerk who has to put an ad on EBAY to get some extra money.

Here's an ass-face in Kansas who has ALL the answers. Just look at his grimace of happiness.

OR...THIS guy. If your problem is being fat and waxy, and a religious fanatic, HE might help.

His ad includes some diploma from a "Christian Ministry" nobody ever heard of, and some other dubious credits. He's gotta be a real winner, charging 99 cents. But that's not gonna get anyone much, just the chance for him to con for much more money OFF EBAY.

There, don't you feel better about yourself?

Above, THREE ads you DON'T NEED!

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