It's AROMA THERAPY, KRIS. That's how to Stay and Stink

How do you sell cunt-stink panties without a problem?

Why, call it "AROMA THERAPY."

This bitch has put photos of her giant ass in her ads, and NO PROBLEM.

She's even posed topless with her panties half down. SO WHAT!

HOW does she get away with this?

Why, she's selling AROMA THERAPY, that's how.

Got that? The panties are NEW, but they're WORN ALL NIGHT. And there's only 30 available each month because she's a true lady, and changes her panties EVERY day.

Remember, eBay is "just a venue" and can't be checking for stuff like this.

And if items are pointed out, well, you never know what cretin in Utah will lip-read an auction like this and ask, "So, what's the problem? It violates one of our rules? Really? Huh? It says NEW in the header. So it's NEW panties."

Since the USA was engaging in one of it's obese, slothful, lazy, brain-dead holiday weekends, a lot of idiot slits who got their auctions stopped figured, "Nobody will be at the eBay office. Time to sneak some dirty panties!"

Not so fast Kristie. She was fast, or so she thought. She once again posted a "Pre-Owned Panties" auction, and did it as "BUY IT NOW," but...it was shot down in less than 3 hours. Ebay obviously did have a few employees on duty, and I guess the "dirty underwear" category is one they make sure to police with regularity.

Most of the idiots who sell cheap porn and smelly underwear are in Florida. That's where THIS bitch is from.

In this fat-ass-loving world, who WOULDN'T want to have THAT butt bouncing around the house? Or, next best thing, have a fragrant pair of her soiled undies?

Why, she even wrote up one of those "attention, eBay, this is NOT a violation" bits of fanciful ad copy.

Note the hilarious line that her stinky undies come from a "smoke free" home. Yes, wouldn't want to smell barbecued twat, would we?

I decided to check the rest of her fetid list, and to my surprise, all her items were WITHDRAWN.

And soon enough, the above auction disappeared, too.

Perhaps she had just gotten an eBay warning, or maybe her husband noticed what she was up to and threatened to beat the shit out of her (although shit-stained undies might be highly prized on eBay).

Aww, NO LONGER available, a variety of undies...

Leaving the world of stained knickers, let's note this charming auction.

It was, alas, stopped, because eBay does NOT allow for "digital downloads," nor does it appreciate a seller who makes a big deal about telling the world that she has much more for sale on another website.

The name was changed but the rest of the ad is just as it ran (or, didn't run!)