LABOR DAY? No, NICOLE ARBOUR DAY

Oh FFS, it never stops, does it?

Today, Labor Day, is when obese obnoxious American pigs salute the end of summer by gorging on hot dogs or waddling to the mall for some shopping. Or they just sit on their fat asses and watch TV.

And today is also ARBOUR Day, because some un-funny bitch named Nicole Arbour is in the news over "FAT PEOPLE" humor. What, never heard of her? And you didn't see her do a monologue on Jimmy Fallon's show? Or Jonathan Woss?

Nicole Arbour is one of those "sit in front of a camcorder and rant" idiots on GOOTube.

She has millions of followers and in this inane PC world of instant outrage and Twitter trending, Arbour's "FAT PEOPLE" screed drew raging protests and demands that her channel be removed.

In a bizarre act of censorship, and publicity, GOOTube took the account down. But now it's back.

Sure, you'd expect me to be pissed off at censorship of comedians. I am. I don't like it. I'm glad GOOTube decided to stop being Fascists.

But what I found most disturbing was that this Nicole Arbour cunt was called a "comedian."

She isn't. All she does is smirk and rant. If you watch the video, she doesn't say ANYTHING that is remotely funny. There are no jokes. Maybe she pulls a "fat" face. Mostly, like Dennis Leary years ago, she's just up there saying, essentially, "I'm good looking and I'm a smart ass, so pay to watch me."

Remember when women were funny? From Phyllis Diller to Judy Tenuta to Rita Rudner? Now all they have to do is look slutty.

Chelsea Handler started this trend, and now it's adopted by women who don't need to work out in comedy clubs or have best seller books. They just go on GOOTube, be as outrrageous as possible, and get paid.

INCREDIBLY, I've just learned there's a fucking sub-culture on GOOTube of people who are getting millions of hits just by being opinionated. Just by wearing skimpy outfits. Just by saying "I'm important" and having stupid people believe it and keep watching.

Yes, stupid people are flocking to Nicole Arbour and other self-absorbed egotists, and sitting goggle-eyed and Google-eyed for five minute yaps.

Nevermind comedy clubs. Nevermind paying dues. It IS possible, if you're a younger version of Chelsea Handler or any of the other "smart chick telling off the world" types, to get some money and fame out of GOOTube.

An irony is that old-timers like Jackie Mason, Al Goldstein and Mort Sahl all failed on GOOTube, attracting less than 5,000 hits per rant (or $5 in royalties).

No, it's the MILENNIALS who are surfing YouTube finding their own MILENNIALS to admire and drool about. There are even GOOTube feuds going on, where one opinionated idiot yaps at another and starts a war, and both make money as their "fans" keep up with the Krapola.

Just when you thought the entertainment world couldn't get worse, we see an incredibly influx of amateurs using social media to become "stars." They have no wit, they answer to nobody, they do as they please, and they're "stars." I never heard of this bitch before, but she's got a TON of followers on Twatter, Farcebook and GOOTube. This stupid "controversy" is going to give her an even higher profile. (Gee, she MIGHT get a chance to spout her opinionated garbage on a talk show, and be a cuntier Piers Morgan).

At one time you worked damn hard to get exposure. You had to be brilliant to get an op-ed piece in the paper. You had to be at the level of Norman Mailer or Gore Vidal to get onto a talk show. Now, a subculture of sub-morons crank out their own PDF files, MP3 downloads, GOOtubes and the rest of it, and scab from the real talent. And nobody knows what real talent even is.

Celebrities today are aggressive, arrogant assholes, from Viley Virus down to Nicole Arbour. The good news for them is that the world is falling apart so "posterity" doesn't matter. Just splash around, be dirty, outrageous and idiotic, and laugh all the way to the bank, the tattoo parlor and the toilet.