BEING ABLE TO WET YOUR DIAPER?
Some people say WAHHHH, YES!
They're tired of holding it in, and wearing adult underwear. They want to go back to nappies AND...wake up to find it hot and stinking and yellow.
"If you wake up with something hot, stinking and yellow around your cock and balls, you must be John Lennon!"
An old (pre-1980) joke. And a bad one. Worst of all, I digressed. The subject is those who regress!
"Infantilism" has been the subject of many a British documentary, but few have discussed it in depth. As in: how do you regress to the point where you once again are wetting the bed?
One EBAY looney offers some kind of self-hypnosis course for adults who want to become blithering stinking soppy BABIES and spend all morning doing laundry.
Thank Christ there's EBAY, where any insane sexual fetish isn't even confined to the secret "adult section" of the site.
Yes, smelly shoes, stinky pantyhose, and "adult baby" soiling therapy...are right up there for anyone to see.
Try explaining THIS to your 12 year-old who was trying to find a copy of "Baby" by Justin Bieber.
WTF?
Remember back in the 20th Century when you didn't have to know, much less explain, adult babies, sex changes, gay marriage, or bukkake?
EBAY does have rules on "sexual" material being available to underage viewers. Only their definition of "sexual" material is copies of 70's magazines such as Cheri or High Society, and hardcore DVDs. "Sexual" is not defined as a) sex toys, b) sex dolls, c) bondage equipment, d) nude Polaroids or e) anal lube, fake aphrodisiacs or...you guessed it...baby fetish hypnosis downloads.
Oh, wait. EBAY does have a rule against "digitally delivered goods." The good news is they also have a loophole to get around it. Just say YOU are the copyright holder. EBAY won't even blink if you say you are the copyright holder to the Harry Potter series, to new Harper Lee novel, or everything James Patterson ever wrote. Just say "You'll get a password and download your PDF, MOBI, EPUB, MP3, whatever..."
Which is why this psychotic, obsessed and totally deranged NAPPY/URINE freak is still in business.
You do have to be adult enough to READ, to get through all his drooling:
How about that lovely line that once you learn the secrets, you can wet your bed or NOT wet your bed as you please, and therefore, "the world is your oyster."
This guy has examined urine in oyster beds.
He's an unqualified genius because he says he "studied at university." He's another Fraud! Er, Freud.
There are probably tons of similarly idiotic "self-hypnosis" things at porn torrents, but most people only know EBAY. And AMAZON. So this goo-goo doll has made a tenner here and there. He's also gotten some totally moronic positives (including one from somebody who didn't even try the program yet but was ecstatic he got a download). A few negatives? One spoiled brat didn't explain why, and another's remarks were removed by EBAY, probably for telling the truth.
Some people love EBAY...and diaper rash.
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