Nevermind what exactly the "Squirt" is made of.
The GOOD thing, as you see in the ad copy, is somehow the panties are guaranteed "STD FREE."
Otherwise, gosh, you could report this EBAY seller to the Food and Drug Administration?
Most amusing is the seller, offering EIGHT identical auctions about SQUIRT PANTIES, sometimes doesn't show a photo of the alleged squirter. THIS auction only shows the undies, and insists you won't get to see what she looks like.
So what's the deal? The girl in the top photo is a fake? Or there's a different girl "Squirting" into the other pair?
How about...WHO CARES.
Let's move on to something equally ridiculous.
I do like an EBAY seller whose name is comically obvious.
This idiot wrote copy guaranteed to get the auction knocked off in no time.
Still, within "no time" (two hours maybe) how many will hastily write down the email address printed three times in the ad?
DIRTY PANTIES for YOU. By MAIL.
It beats trying to pilfer some out of the laundromat while some bint lumbers off to get detergent out of a vending machine.
Steal 'em from your neighbor's hamper and you'll never be invited to come over again, even if you admit "I'm here to borrow a cup of dirty underwear."
Make that two cups of a dirty bra?
Let's forget about underwear, and go look at ads where BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS WOMEN offer to show you a few nude photos taken in the course of their fabulous daily life.
Oof. Pair of dogs here. WOOF WOOF!
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