Stealing from Playboy? Copyright is Copy Wrong Unless the THIEF COPYRIGHTS IT

"Ello, ello, ello! Blimey! I stole every Playboy Centerfold!

"Cor, it was easy! Digital files are all over the Internet, mate!

"I put 'em on a DVD, I did. And guess what? I put a COPYRIGHT warning on my home-made DVD. Ain't I the cheeky barstad?"

"'ere, you see wut I did? I writes me copy to tell ya, mate, ya can't copy my unauthorised copying of copyrighted material, cuz I got a copyright!

"Now, mind you, I din't actually go to no copyright office or nuffin. But still, you copy my unauthorised copy of copyrighted material and, why, I'll complain to eBay and get you frown off da site! I gots me rights!"