Yes, there am no ZUNSET today, for I, Hans, am a fat happy Applebees boy.
Anyhoo, I can see all the BUSH I want!
How does the Ayatollah of Bootlegging do it? I thank Jesus for EBAY! They blast porn onto their site like Arabs smashing into the World Trade Center!
Lookie Lookie!"
"What I do is whine and cry and beg somebody to buy and make me a copy! Ha ha ho ho hee hee!
I believe in "sharing" so I will not buy these bootlegs my own selfish selfie self. No no!
I have been crying and crying since EMPORNIUM went under. Porn should be freeeee. This is the next best thing. Porn companies should not make money. That is wrong! EBAY sellers should make money for their hard work in squirting the stolen downloads onto a drive. That takes SO MUCH WORK!!"
Right you are, Hansy. Ebay, the greatest fence for stolen property, makes it very hard for rights owners to patrol the site. They allow for all kinds of obvious and illegal shit you won't find on Amazon or any other reputable site. Flash drives loaded with porn? That's fine. Stinky underwear with nudge-nudge wink-wink "they are clean" caveats? Perfect!
Here's a lovely one. Can you read between the lines? The smell practically wafts your way from your computer screen, but as long as this seller puts in some line about "NEW WITH TAGS" she can say anything she likes.
You won't find THIS on Amazon. No normal seller of underwear writes ads like this:
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