STRESS AND STRAIN

Yes, it's pathetic when ordinary bimbos and bints try and sell their "sexy" pictures on EBAY. But what about an aging D-movie star?

Some dirtbag in Georgia or Florida wants to sell a set of photos for $10, or a pair of panties for $20. Then you see, living in obscurity in low-rent Idaho, a former "action movie" amazon doing the same thing.

The name might seem faintly familiar?

Put it this way; Barbara Steele, Sybil Danning or Carol Cleveland, to name a cross-section of ladies who never graduated beyond a few cult films, don't turn up on EBAY selling magazines they were in:

If only that was the least embarrassing item.

It's sorry enough when some of these actresses who were "scream queens" or did topless scenes in "action" movies end up at memorabilia shows standing next to some obese, grimacing goon for $20. But this?

Selling souvenir panties and re-printing pix of how you looked 25 years ago?

Maybe she should go check the EBAY unlicensed "therapists" and get some advice on what to do with what's left of her life.

Here's a dour, flinty-looking woman who might help. Or NOT.