"A Little Too Much CHATTER," Undies Bitch

Sometimes, an Ebay panty-stinker gabs her way into oblivion.

Disgusting photos MIGHT not be enough to get an auction removed.

Add a little too much innuendo in the copy, and THAT puts it over the edge, as you'll see.

Funny, sellers on the site can often play the nudge-nudge wink-wink game and get away with it.

For example, brazen sellers of dupe PDF, MOBI, Kindle and EPUB files simply say, "I will send the books by mail, not via digital link" and they get away with it. They can even insist that J.K. Rowling doesn't own copyright and "I am an authorized re-seller, or own copyright, or this item is in public domain." That's all an eBay employee needs to see. Shrug shrug. Then it's up to Rowling to do what nobody else can do, which is report the piece of shit and get it tossed.

But in the used-underwear area? Nudge-nudge wink-wink but SAY NO MORE. No more than what's safe. Yes, this seller offered all the lame caveats about selling something NEW and the panties in the photo are must to show what the item looks like. But Madame Flab added a little too much blab.

"A little too much chatter in the infield," as we say around the stadium.

THIS stupid bitch, encouraging private e-mails and questions, was not acting like a legitimate seller of clean underwear. This was more like something on Craig's List.

Uh. No. The disgusting photos of her aging, overripe body didn't help.