You know Mrs. Zinfart. She loves to hang around Croatia with her retarded senile husband. While he spends his life hidden away in a basement, giving away record albums on the Net, using a cross-eyed caveat about how the stuff is "just for review purposes," SHE waddles around doing as she likes.
This includes grabbing a swan by the neck and yanking it out for a photo.
The picture was taken by her friend Christer the Blister, a Swedish meatball who, like Zinfart, spends most of his time yucking it up on thieving blogs and torrent sites. Wearing a rucksack with a big cartoon drawing of an R. Crumb geek on it, Christer reached in, got his digital camera, and snorted with glee as he took shot after shot.
"Hit the swan! Beat the swan! Strangle the swan! Hee hee!"
He put some wonderful progrock on his boombox, choosing a song where Mrs. Zinfart could beat a tune on the swan's head.
Or as one Nigga reminded everyone, "When it comes to stupidity, do NOT forget Eurotrash muthafuckas. They got heads like rotten melons. They are the ugliest, nastiest bastards you'd EVER want to meet. You think Niggas be bad? Try reasoning with a POLE. Try dealing with a Croatian bastard drunk on beer. Try explaining freedom to a Communist. Niggas know they be bad and be criminals, but white Eurotrash cocksuckers feel ENTITLED to take everybody's shit and not say it's thievin'. PS, white bitches and these babooshka fuckin' shit around their ugly faces, what up with THAT? Nigga guy with a do rag wrapped on his skull is sexier than this shit from peasant women."
Added an ISIS member, "Killing a swan? We don't do that schtick."
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