Thursday, April 2, 2015

"And the Christians, and the Muslims, Exchanged Frozen Looks"

Oh, I was quoting a late singer and songwriter named Mr. Cole.

It's in his song "Bus 22 to Bethlehem," which, like all good copyrighted songs, is available FREEEEEEE on Gootube.

No, Christians and Muslims won't exchange "frozen looks" for long.

First off, there's Climate Change. It's making the hot head idiots in the Middle East and Africa even hotter.

Secondly, it also makes them kill Christians, as we just saw in the lastest (ho hum) massacre in Kenya.

Hello, Pope Francis, any comment? I thought not.

The Wall Street Journal headlines the good news about that fine, fine religion that's just been a tad...er...VIOLENT lately...

Also today, the Rev. Robert Schuller died at 88. Schuller, while not at the level of Billy Graham or Pat Robertson, was one hell of a preacher (if I can use that expression). He was a "televangelist," in the tradition of Bishop Sheen (who once had more viewers on TV than Milton Berle).

He wrote books with catchy titles like, "Why Do Bad Things Happen to Good People." I'm not sure WHAT his fucking answer was to that, but I'm sure it involved giving him donations.

It was in 2006 that he retired, and coincidentally enough (God moving in mysterious ways) his ministry fell to pieces, his brats bickered, and, get this, his "ministry" went BANKRUPT. God couldn't save it? Nope. And his big beautiful "Crystal Palace" or whatever he called the huge monster-church he built, got sold off to some other bunch of religious fanatics to use.

All of the above is factual if not actual (I'm pretty sure of it, but I didn't go check Wikipedia, or pull an envelope out of Julian Assange's ass to make sure).

It all comes under the heading of religious fanaticism sending the human population to hell in a handbasket.

Meanwhile Pussy O'Bama seems to have brokered a deal with those fine, fine Iranians, which will basically allow them to build a nuclear bomb under the very hooked gigantic nose of the Jews. Until, KABOOM.

As pieces of Jew fall to the ground like raw mozzarella scattered onto a bloody pizza before it goes into the oven, the Ayatol-ya-so will say, "Gosh, it was a mistake!"

"All the talk about wiping Israel off the face of the globe? Didn't mean to do it. I was spreading some hummus on some pita bread and my wooden spoon slipped and hit THE BUTTON...so very sorry. It won't happen again. Not until long range missiles can blow up England, America, France, Germany...."

No, April Fool's was YESTERDAY. We're back to REALITY. What FUN.

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