Rolling Stone, still reeling from the "cry gang-rape" fiasco, has lost its mind completely? Now they're telling me uptight Morrissey has "loosened up," and I should prepare to watch a fun, sexy video??
The magazine continues to go into convulsions of senility.
The other day RS was severely taken to task (by an impartial review they sanctioned) confirming that an article they ran was irresponsible garbage. A journalist totally fucked herself AND the magazine by not checking her sources. Like, she didn't interview any witnesses or any of the men accused of rape.
Today, the paper sent its readers links to all the "great" things they just added to their website. And...yes, they are lying again. The new Morrisseey embedded video is not great. It's boring. The come-on is a lie.
Zzzzz, nevermind the "minimalist" hook. These clods only mean "cheap." As for "loosens up," they mean "he tolerated being in a video that had girls in their underthings." As long as they did their stuff on another set in another part of town
The result is just another pretentious stupid corny old-school "liven it up with suspender belts and tarts" rock video. This could've been a Duran-Duran video from the 80's.
All that MOSSER does, is his usual pasty-faced crooning. He looks like every drunken old Irishman in a bar doing Sinatra karaoke.
The lyrics aren't challenging in the least. His usual "love" song might hint of betrayal, anger, neurosis, or something...but all we get is Bryan Ferry monotony..."kiss me all over...all over my face..."
It will make for a great soap commercial some day.
We see his toothless face most of the time, and once in a while he actually changes expression, like when he sings the word "mammy" which nobody else on the planet would sing.
This makes him smirk.
To liven this shit up, periodically we get a clumsy photo of a tarted up tart with lipstick words on her. She always clutches a hand to her OH SO PRECIOUS bosom. This really is quite a turn-on. If you're 14.
Coming from a fag like Morrissey, isn't this a bit cynical?
Where are the protests from the "women aren't sex objects" bunch?
All this guy is doing is trying to make himself less homo-esque by throwing some lingerie ads into his video...fucked up by foreign language slogans.
Why foreign language slogans?
Because the two "geniuses" who made this dull piece of 4 minute dung, are foreigners. Looks like one's a Mexican and the other's an Arab. And they're both fags.
And egotists.
They won't let you watch the video until you see THEM showing their gruesome faces, shaking hands (in various hipster ways) and then "definiantly" miming smoking a joint. Oooh, muy caliente!
Yeah, a pair of revolutionaries who are going to stop off at Banana Republic for shoes.
I wouldn't let these mongrels wash my car, much less fuck with a dormant cheesebox like Morrissey. When was the last time this guy mattered? They're going to change all that by betraying his fags and throwing (ugh!) WOMEN into one of his videos?
It seems pretty cynical to me. You can almost tell these two fags were saying to each other, "If we have to hire WOMEN, we have to, man. Let's be brave."
I really thought that this morning would start off with, "Oh, a new Morrissey album, a new video..." and he'd either do his usual grand emoting, or he'd show animals being tortured, or there would be four minutes of symbolism that would make Bunuel barf. Nope, just stale fake-concert footage and a few brain-dead sluts posed the way fags want them to pose.
Rolling Stone is excited about this, but they also published a faked up story about gang rape and have lost all credibility.
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