Talentless Burger Counter Girl - Famous Thanks to NERDS

Hey, this IS the snarky Internet where jealousy reigns, but if I'm being honest,

I AM THE ONLY ONE BEING HONEST.

THIS bitch is a star? This ordinary looking twat you wouldn't look at twice as she rang up your morning coffee??

You know the line, "I wouldn't kick her out of bed?" I would.

It's not that I'm so great, but that she ISN'T. What kind of a ridiculous headline greets me after a miserable weekend of being ill?

If you were to judge from the movies, you'd think blacks were the majority. They even turn up with big roles in dopey sci-fi movies. Whatever the planet, whatever the century, BLACKS are there, strutting around being COOOOOOOOL.

It's not that they're the logical choice for the zillion slavery movies that Hollywood makes every year. They should play everybody from Little Orphan Annie to Catwoman to (let's not protest) JAMES FUCKING BOND.

So apparently this cunt, whom you would NOT look at twice if she served you a burger and fries, is A SUPERSTAR?

Yes, in a world gone mad.

What did she do that was so fantastic? Show her tits? Run around with a machine gun? Chew some onions before doing a crying scene?

Whatever it is, I'm sure TALENT had nothing to do with it.

And this is the reason there is such continued racial unrest in America.

Huh? Wha? Err?

Yes, I wrote it, and I'll explain why.

40 years ago, Nigga would sit on the couch, drink beer, and grumble, "I can't make it, I can't sing and dance like Sammy Davis Jr. I'm not handsome like Sidney Poitier. I'm not classy like Diana Ross."

NOW? NOW? Any fuckhead can be a star. Only they aren't. Yes, despite pitch control, vocoder, jerky movies and REALITY series galore loaded with idiotic ghetto fools, there are MILLIONS who are as ordinary as THIS twat, and aren't stars. So they are angry. They are ENRAGED. They are out there killing and robbing because even with lax standards, and NONE for beauty, brains or a normal buttocks, THEY somehow aren't on the cover of magazines being told "Worship this new star."

There. And you really thought that if a few no-talent blacks got famous, it would be enough? Hell no.

It's just made even more blacks angry, and rightly so. Today, white people, Asians, even the stupidest Poles, can mutter, "We can't catch a break because we aren't black." But what's the excuse for BLACKS?

How does a black mamma and daddy explain, "Sorry, kids, we got no talent, just like the people you see on TV. But we're eating at Burger King again tonight."

Hey, it's tough for white nerds, too. They used to worship WHITE girls, with the dream that one day they might grow up and marry one. Now? Marry a black girl? No way, Nerd-o!

Nerd, best you can do is hope Daddy hires a black girl like this as your maid. Otherwise, all YOU can do is snivel and pay $75 to get her autograph and curse that everybody else in school is "of color" and lost their virginity years ago.

Meanwhile, all the thousands of girls who look JUST like THIS bitch, but are barely getting minimum wage??

Let the riots continue...