David Cameron Eats Meat with a Fork! This is NEWS!!

Americans don't know OR care who the leaders are in Europe.

So what the FUCK is David Cameron doing in the New York Post today??

My guess is the NY Post just wanted to remind New Yorkers that Mayor De Blah Blah Blah once ate pizza with a fork.

I can't think of any other reason for dragging THIS photo off a wire service and trying to make a story out of it.

Christ, you almost feel sorry for the putz. All he's doing is having a lunch with his family, and some idiot sells the photo to THE YANKS, who make fun of him because they hate their own mayor. And rightly so, as Mayor De Blah Blah Blah is a dunce.

So, Cameron is eating some haggis that fell from a herniated stork's bottom onto a Kotex pad?

All right, IF I'M BEING HONEST, even the eagle-eyed New York Post knows what it really is.

"A sausage." We don't HAVE these for lunch in America. They are barely for breakfast, humping some fried eggs.

The traditional "bangers and mash" ain't a tradition here. Or there. Mr. Great Britain is subbing the mash with a salad, isn't he? Only HE can afford fresh salad in England!

The rest of the non-article:

"Cameron’s fast-food transgression happened at a family barbeque over the weekend in the southern coastal town of Poole. Political pundits speculated that the blue-blooded Brit Cameron wanted to avoid – and miserably failed in doing so – the teasing endured by Labour Party leader Ed Miliband, who was recently photographed awkwardly devouring a bacon sandwich. The skill of hot-dog eating shouldn’t be completely daunting for Cameron. The UK leader has been previously seen munching a New York street dog with former Mayor Michael Bloomberg and enjoying a frank with President Obama at a basketball game."

There you are, the paper even admits that Camoron has been in America, has eaten hot dogs, and knows how it's done. As if that's the mark of a competent politician. There was NO mention that this guy was up for re-election, just that a rival, Milipede, didn't know how to eat in public without looking foolish.

Who the fuck cares how this idiot eats a sausage? First off, the bun is too big for him to cram the thing into his mouth by hand. He'd only look like an unhappy poofter. Who needs to see his Elton John imitation?

What's this idiot story prove? That politicians are afraid of being photographed eating messy food? They should be! Idiots are around them, snapping stupid photos.

How about the real story, that Cameron's people can't afford a nice picnic even with a low-budget lunch? That most British fast-food places are now offering Muslim halal cooking instead of traditional ENGLISH meals? That while this clod pretends he hasn't invited cameras to watch him eat, there are thousands upon thousands of good, Salt of the Earth Brits who are being made miserable by this clown's immigration policies?

I say NOBODY emigrates to England unless they know ALL the words to Harry Champion's "Boiled Beef and Carrots."