Nazi Norway "KILL FM RADIO! KILL! KILL!"

Oh, the land of Anders Behring Breivik!

Here's the darling fellow, who murdered a bunch of children and is living in pampered luxury...

When was the last time you even thought of Norway? Ever sit through "Song of Norway?" Although almost every operetta (except Gilbert & Sullivan) is insipid and annoying, "Song of Norway" is THE tritest and most painful of them all. You sit there wondering if it's a plot to get you to kill yourself. It's all about NORWAY.

So Norway, which hasn't produced any decent music in a 100 years, is now killing FM radio.

To replace it with what? PODCASTS from idiots who steal music?

Morons in basements who babble fake news and insane opinion and pretend it's real?

The Norwegians are the first of the cheap, cold people to think, "Hmmm, what with iTunes and our computers being able to dial up any radio station in the world, why be stuck listening to OUR NORWAY SHIT??"

"Ah, this is what we do, maybe. We direct people to a few streaming WEBSITES! Let's make sure everyone spends a fortune on a cell phone or a computer, instead of a $10 radio! Yes, every old person, every farmer should be spared the ease of turning on a radio and tuning it to get news and music..."

Nice one, Borway. And let's encourage "FREEEEEEEE" and "The Internet is Candyland," and all the streaming assholes with "news" and "talk" podcasts. Instead of radio stations that have responsibility and actual offices, general managers and employees...let's encourage hundreds of maniacs in basements shouting out pranks, alarms, misinformation and utter lunacy on podcasts, and try and have the average idiot flip around and determine who to trust. Oh yes, and which stations actually pay a royalty on music!

As it is, how many times have you been in a forum, Farcebook, or checking your e-mail, and some fuckhead is sending out a scare story he saw "on this website" that looks professional but ISN'T.

That's what conspiracy theorists and other assholes do. They set something up that "sounds" legit, but it's just a soapbox from which to spew lies and bullshit.

Next time an Anders Behring Breivik starts mowing down children, what will the Borwegians do? Rush to iTunes and hope to get a report from the BBC? Forage around for a local website that might not be down or hacked? Listen to a podcaster who is "pranking" and making up a live report?

Yes, in this world of no proofreading, no royalties, shoddy podcasting, amateur websites masquerading as news sites, and scumballs like Al Jazeera and Fox News pretending to give "fair and balanced" reporting, Borway goes backwards into the Grieg era. VERY smart.

Watch the domino effect kick in, as all the cold, dark, wet, pointlessly ridiculous countries (Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Holland, etc.) sink in confusion with no easy-to-find news radio. As for music, with musicians unable to make money off royalties, it'll be shitty sound-alike Iggy Azalea Viley Virus junk, along with Zinhof von Christer, or Hans Demented and his friends mewling, "Here's another 24 solid hours of sunshine music and Beach Boys tunes from Cal E. Fornia."

How eager everyone is to dump the old ways and jump on that "new paradigm," like a rapist jumping on an HIV-infected whore.

Pay Satellite Radio. SPOTIFY and PODCASTS. Expensive ISPs and expensive computers instead of a cheap radio. Ha ha ho ho hee hee.

Let's make everyone even more dependent on their fucking cell phones and iPads and GOOGLE and every crackpot scheme that puts money in the hands of a few Internet nerds while putting thousands of others out of business.

Norway is so progressive...no problems with Muslims...no mass murderers...a penal system that deters criminals...no FM radio...Christ is it any wonder NOBODY goes to NORWAY?

Hopefully this latest stupid idea will be viewed as a brain freeze from assholes in IGNORWAY.