Crystal O'Connor, Crazy Stupid MEMORIES Pizza Bitch -- becomes RICH

Congrats, crazy fat-faced pea-brained Crystal O'Connor, you don't EVER have to work in your pizza shop again.

Thanks to some insane BLACK guy, who doesn't remember the days when NIGGERS WEREN'T ALLOWED IN A WHITE RESTAURANT, you can happily laugh all the way to the bank for denying GAYS a chance to eat pizza.

And people talk about Isis? Hamas? Procol Harum?

Here, in the name of RELIGIOUS FREEDOM, the might COCK OF JESUS swells up to SMITE the FAGGOTS.

Hellalujah!

GOD HATES FAGS. Of course. And crazy Fundamental Christians are donating to her and her dick-faced husband, so they can still enjoy themselves while they spread their message of intolerance.

It sure didn't take long to raise a QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS so a pair of Christian Fundamenalist assholes can declare open season on gays, and spread the message of hatred.

Yes, middle-America is never too far from bat shit crazy, and if they aren't quite being as physically violent as Muslim fuckheads, they sure are lethally ignorant and bloody-minded.

You know what's the stupidest way to begin a sentence? "I'm a GOOD CHRISTIAN so..."

So you believe confusing twaddle from "The Bible" (yes, including the OLD TESTAMENT that the JEWS wrote). For every quote in The Bible (or the Koran for that matter) that these jackasses point to as "pure Gospel," there's another line that totally negates it. There are lines in The Bible, after all, that tell you not to masturbate, not to covet they neighbor's wife, not to shave your beard (men only), not to eat pig meat, etc. etc.

Religious fanatics always seem to pick and choose what to obey or not obey.

Why is it the GOD HATES FAGS bunch will play Elton John songs at their straight wedding? Sit around watching Ellen Degeneres all afternoon? Grin at those Rock Hudson (GAY) movies with Doris Day? If you don't like gays and think God is on your side, why are YOU allowing yourself to associate with them? As long as they don't live next door? As long as they entertain you with songs and dancing?

All these cunts who wear designer outfits...designed by GAYS. They go to GAY hairdressers. Somehow GAY is ok when they want it to be.

So crazy Crystal O'Connor said she couldn't cater a gay wedding. It would be AGAINST HER RELIGION.

This, when there are gay and lesbian priests. When The Pope says "Who Am I To Judge?" When gay marriage is legal in more states in America than not.

Crystal O'Connor doesn't seem to realize that there are other shop owners who say "It's against our religion to sell contraceptives," "It's against our religion to give our workers health care that includes birth control," It's against our belief that blacks should be allowed to eat here..." etc.

Of all the sanctimonious bullshit. Hey KEVIN, did you EVER masturbate? Have you cheated on Crystal? Of course you have. Ever checked out dirty photos on a porn website? You can go through all those Bible chapters and verses and tick off SO many things you've done WRONG, and so many commandments you have BROKEN. And you think saying "forgive me father I have sinned" absolves you. How convenient. Sick hypocrite moron.

Can you imagine if a Jewish deli said, "Sorry, we don't serve CHRISTIANS. Our kosher food is ONLY for JEWS..."

How about the fact you are NOT Italian. Why are you selling pizza?

You say you think being gay is unnatural. How about those "Shades of Gray?" Is THAT natural? That's a choice, too. Have you spanked your fat-ass wife Crystal? Tied her up? Cum in her face? Made her do it doggie style?

Why do people "pick and choose" what's perverse and what's ok? If Crystal bought a strap on, and fucked you in the ass, Kevin, THAT would be ok? It's OK for thousands upon thousands of couples. Otherwise sex shops wouldn't sell that stuff.

We all have to work with people we don't like. What else do you do in your pizza shop? Do you let screaming brats scream? Do you let blacks bellow and play rap music? What rules have you set up, if any? Two quiet fags come in and want something to eat and you'd deny them? Is that what you think Jesus would do?

Lots of people have no choice but to go along with "inconvenient" laws against discrimination. Aw, too bad. O'Connor, did you ever hear of how the Irish were made slaves? They were, ya know. They were considered a bunch of inferior, potato-eating dumb-asses. Haul them into slavery. Would you have wanted to hear, "OK, Kevin and Crytal, hands behind your backs, here come the chains..."

I've sat in a fucking courtroom and listened to some "Good Christian" prattle, "I can not judge my fellow man. I am a Christian..." and get off serving on a jury. Meanwhile she collects taxpayer money for showing up, and she shows up and does the same thing all week. It's "against her religion." Maybe it's ok if it doesn't hurt anyone else. But to go into a pizza shop and be turned away? Because of what you do in a bedroom? Because of what invisible friend you believe in? Because of your color? Because your nose is flat so you could be a Nigger or it's huge so you could be a Kike? As Phil Ochs used to sing, "Find yourself another country to be part of."

Hey, everyone, Pizza shops should only serve Italians. Fish and Chips shops should only serve Brits. Chinese restaurants only serve Chinese.

Religion seems to always be the root of something hurtful and stupid. As in "Ow, you're nailing my fucking hands..."