Cynthia Lennon and the Love of Her Life

Yes, everybody's so fucking sad Cynthia Twist o' Lennon died at 75. Which is 35 more years than John had.

She got knocked up, he married her, and he really didn't have all that much to say about her in his latter years, did he?

SHE of course, would write THREE fucking books exploiting their marriage.

SHE, also, got married three more times.

So let's remember her with HER choice of HER most enduring relationship. What a catch. Julian looks mighty proud.

Wonder if Step-Dad left Julian some money in his will. No? Well, go bother Yoko about it, Jules.

This ain't an April Fool's Day post. She's actually dead, and people are actually talking about her like she wrote half The Beatles songs.

No, she didn't, and it's more likely that around the house, instead of the Beatles' cover of "Mr. Moonlight," she played Buffalo Springfield's "Mr. Soul."

And, no, I do NOT have a copy of her 1995 single "Those Were the Days." Really, Cyn. Do anything, say anything, SING anything to keep some money rolling in from a scant few years in which John was off on tour and nowhere near you.

So which husband do you suppose she wanted to be re-united with in the beyond? THIS guy would be a good guess, huh? He didn't marry her because he got her pregnant. It was, real love, mmm, real love, mmmm, real love....she was free as a bird.