Fashion SS: Take Kelly Osbourne to Fashion Dachau and Burn Her

Despite all the competition, some days Kelly Osbourne is the ugliest looking mutant on the planet.

This includes mongoloids, burn victims and autistic warthogs.

It's no surprise:her father is a brain-dead bellowing retard and her mother a groupie-whore with the cunning of a shrew.

JESUS, she has access to MAKE-UP and she tops her fat-faced dolphin-toothed ugga-mug with vaginal meringue? And she's gleeful about it?

I really didn't want to know what Smelly Ass-borne was up to. But there she was.

Yes, her fat silver-spoon brat-baby face is in the NEWS because she will co-host some this year's "MTV MOVIE AWARD" show. As if anyone on the planet is impressed with what MTV or its simian viewership thinks is a good film.

Her head looks like a duck dive-bombed it. Is that hair or an embedded duck's ass?

The protruding cone of light purple does conceal the infected pimple that passes for her brain.

The sides of her head are shaved short, because like all retards, she has a tendency to eat with her hands and shove food against the sides of her head, thinking her mouth is somewhere nearby.

It's easier to clean her if her hair is kept short.

Somebody keeps spitting tobacco in her eyes. That must account for the pointy clots.

She can't see too clearly, obvioiusly, or she wouldn't even leave the house.

Her enormously fat jowls puff up so that she almost can't see at all.

Her nasty little teeth are rimmed in menstrual blood, which doesn't wipe off as easily no matter how many times she sucks Ozzy's cock.

Her stubborn, nasty little chin should be centered on a fairway for Tiger Woods to hit with a 4 iron.

I'm being kind. Tiger would miss.

It's quite a laugh that someone this stupid and grotesque would be a judge of fashion, but her mama was a judge of "talent" for years, and moved from there to host a show where she not only "talks" but presides over "conversation." Yes, chimps in cages around the world love Sharon's program, "The Yap."

The term "Fashion Police" suggests that offenders get arrested. No such luck. Unfortunately, there's also no Fashion SS, which would not just arrest Kelly, but haul her into a Dachau oven and burn her like rubbish.

I know, that's not a very nice thing to say, but THIS BITCH HURTS MY EYES. I did NOT ASK TO SEE THIS FUCKING COW. WHERE IS THE APP THAT WILL PREVENT ME FROM EVER SEEING PHOTOS OF UGLY STUPID BINTS THAT HURT MY EYES??