Repulsive Old Bag Dead at 117

If there's anything even MORE stupid than coverage of everything Kardashians do, it's this fetish with "the world's oldest person."

IF I'M BEING HONEST, that title is NOT going to be held very long. Right?

Practically every six months or so, "the world's oldest person" dies.

Usually "the world's oldest person" is a very repulsive, pile of saggy, stenchy, wrinkled dough.

It's not like, "Wow, she's fucking, drinking wine, listening to her favorite songs and dancing..."

Her twat's dry, her underwear full of shit, she's being fed through a tube, she can hardly see, and most of the time she's napping in her rehearsal for permanent retirement.

How many people dance or fuck to that "old people in a home" track on Simon & Garfunkel's "Bookends" album?

DEAD at 117...WHAT A SURPRISE...

I guarantee you that before this gruesome bitch is in the ground, some grinning 20-something snot from the "World's Record" people is on a plane, phoning ahead to the media with: "Come meet me at the Home for the Aged, as I proclaim the NEW "OLDEST PERSON IN THE WORLD."