BILL HOOBASTANK, OVERGROWN FANBOY

Here's a walk down memory lane with an Alzheimer's victim.

It's from FOUR years of snapshots taken at CHILLER conventions. Yes, BILL HOOBASTANK and his wife go semi-annually. This is only because the shows are twice a year.

If there was a show every fucking month, this dimwit would be there, throwing down $20 to $50 for a signed photo and for a photo-op to PROVE he was IN THE PRESENCE OF GREATNESS.

This includes idiots most people never heard of and wouldn't recognize.

Even more embarrassing, this GROWN MAN actually drags his wife along. Mostly she takes the photos and indulges in his pathetic hero-worship of nobodies. But gosh, meeting THE COWSILLS? She passed the camera to somebody else and joined BILL for the photo! WOW!!

Usually a dweeb like this gets off posing with the fading B-list actresses, but it was BILL'S WIFE that desperately wanted to stand next to aging Loni Anderson.

I call this star-struck senile stub BILL HOOBASTANK because it would be cruel to publish his real last name. PS, it's so dopey it looks like a line from the eye chart of a Croatian optometrist.

What could this moron do for a living, where he has so much disposable income and yet not use his brain, and not have any self-esteem? Maybe he's the test wiper in a toilet paper factory?

How giddy this idiot looks in every pose. Nice isn't it, that some dullard can find so much GLEE in standing next to somebody most people never heard of, and wouldn't recognize?

Remember, these are just SELECTIONS from his idiotic Photobucket albums. He wasted HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS having his photo taken with nobodies that he thinks are important.

There are so many mind-numbing photos of him with that same dazed look on his sappy old face, standing next to truly ridiculous and anonymous D-listers.

The pix chosen on this page are mostly the shots where he's actually with SOME people you can recognize. But you sure wish you didn't have to see his brainless semi-grimacing grin, huh? The stars are just happy to pocket $20 for the signature, and $20 to stand next to him. Some of course, probably demanded $40 or even $50 because a) they knew he'd be sap enough to pay for it, and b) it was so unpleasant.

Every year this idiot shows up to get MORE photos of his dopey-looking puss next to people who have enough acting chops to pretend they don't mind his body odor. Or his gooney, lamebrained expression.

I guess this idiot frames the photos and has them on every wall of his pathetic New Jersey home. Or he keeps a special one or two stashed in the bathroom??