They shoot birds with rifles. They get drunk and feel sorry for themselves. They fuck their sisters.
Oh yes, and they go on EBAY with penny-ante auctions for tobacco-chaw money.
Gaaah-lee, Goober, what a life! You run a stupid nudie shot of an unknown Latina nobody through your printer, using photo paper. Factor in the cost of the paper, the Paypal and eBay percentage, the envelope and postage...and not your TIME which is obviously worthless...it's STILL a fucking WASTE.
You make a big $1.50 off this??? And you're HAPPY?
Yee-haw YEP and yessir, this redneck moron put up about 30 of these stupid things, mostly on siliconed shave-pubed nobodies who were in a B-movie or bad TV show or once appeared in Playboy or a Victoria's Secret catalog.
Who'd get excited about this, or pay money for it?
Yeah, TWO people DID buy this stupid computer-print-out for $2.50.
They don't have the imagination to figure what her bald mound or nipples look like without the censorship?
Southerners don't have the brains to just surf Google and find this image and a dozen more on the same greasy bitch!
I guess this redneck sister-fucker figures there are similarly brain-damaged fools down South who'd buy this.
Only, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haw, it happens to be against eBay rules (for a change) to post nude or "censored" nude images of celebrities (however unknown they might be).
Goo-bye, Goober. Figure out some other cheap stupid way of getting yer tobacco-chaw money.
PS, how about that phrase, "DON'T WORRY." You can bet that Brad, or Lamar or Duane was sittin' on the toilet with his laptop, starin' at the image, and shivering too much to even shit: "Gol-darn, I am SO worried if'n ah buy this, I still won't see ALL o' the titties and ALL o' that POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON TANG!"
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