Thursday, September 3, 2015

Ebay Knickers Bitches - Seeing Is Not Behaving

Aw, the "smell my undies" cunts on eBay — they gotta be careful.

Some of the photos they offer are a dead (fish) giveaway; you can smell 'em right through your computer screen almost. And then they can't sell 'em or even give 'em away.

A rude visual is likely to get a STOPPAGE from those good Mormons who run the site out of Utah.

If someone happens to report an item like this, it goes.

Yes, despite the stupid bitch's "disclaimer" that her panties will be washed before they are scent. Er, sent

Likewise, what "normal" woman sells her panties by wearing them and shoving her ass at the camera?

No, no, a little DECORUM is needed.

Also, eBay is not COMPLETELY run by zombies. If your ad says "CLEAN per eBay guidelines" but only says "Pre-OWNED" in the big boldface ad header, your panties will be TAKEN OFF.

Another no-no is to model an "allowed" item, like stockings, but run a photo of yourself rubbing your cunt AND adding a nudge-nudge wink-wink note to "message any special request after purchase only." Like, "how do we arrange phone sex, or how much to sell your stinking knickers direct through Paypal or Smellbuddy."

Too bad. Another auction knocked off:

On the bright side, once in a while somebody doesn't notice a blatant ad, and wheeee, a dirty slut can use her snatch to fill her purse.

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