EBAY UNDIES - SUCH VARIETY AND CREATIVITY

We've seen "the usual suspects."

Successful sellers offer "NEW PANTIES" with salacious photos and high prices, pretending "the pair in the photo is just to model, I am sending you a new pair" etc.

Losers foolishly admit "USED" or "WELL WORN" or "PRE OWNED" and simply hope nobody's noticing.

Here's an amusing ad in which a seller is trying to HINT that the panties stink, so they will be mailed in the familiar "sealed plastic bag."

OK, no photo actually WEARING the item. But that "pre-owned" header means this auction will not be around long.

Especially not with the funny reference to how this fragrant item will be sent:

Aw. She'll have to wait a while to afford that vacuum-sealer that the professionals use.

There are SO many of these people in the sneaky "adult" section that prices are often fairly minimal: $10 to $20. Maybe it's a little more if there's a very rude picture or one of a woman smiling as if she'll do ANYTHING once you get to know her.

As with the "Ashley Madison" site, most of these "women" are just men. They go to some forum or swinger site, steal a set of photos of some woman, buy some underwear and a can of tuna, and they're set.

Then again, there's always something different.

"USED AND PERFECTLY SNIFFABLE."

Almost a guarantee that the auction will be ended before completion.

And gee, it's not a buy it now, and there's even a "reserve" on it, meaning that this seller won't sell unless the magical (and unknown) bid price is reached.

Ebay...where there's a truly stinkin' under-world!