Ever heard of whores named Giulia Salemi and Dayane Mello?

Oooh oooh! Woo hoo!

The papers are full of the latest "wardrobe malfunction" and how EMBARRASSING it was.

At some fucking "fashion show" a pair of models went "commando," and golly guess what, they ACCIDENTALLY exposed some Barbie Doll crotch.

Here's Dayane, a stupid twat who really didn't seem to be preventing her wispy skirt from swirling around.

DUHHHHH.

Bitches like Dayane Mello do make it tough for women everywhere, because they give the idea that women have no idea what to do with their tits and twats. "Oh Goodness, my boobies have minds of their own. Look at them bounce. Oh, Gracious me, my TWAT is showing. Why is it doing that?"

They look down like they have NO control of their bodies!

This media whore didn't realize when she put the dress on that some panties would be helpful?

Is it a surprise that men cynically say "she asked for it?" That they have no respect for the average attention-seeking cunt?

At this point in the 21st Century, women will have to come up with some better tricks, like being caught sucking cock. We've ALL seen tits and ass galore.

As for the once-forbidden TWAT, WHAT is there to see? Almost every bitch is shaven down, and you might as well be looking at a mannequin. Glimpsing pubic hair...THAT might be cause for drooling or snickering or both.

Many of these bitches actually and deliberately show off their crotches because there ISN'T anything unique about a bald patch of skin.

In fact, now there's underwear that's barely even there. Go check it out on eBay or on Amazon. It's more like a chunk of moleskin (like you'd stick on the sole of your foot for a blister) or a skin-colored bandage for a scraped knee.

IN FACT, if you look closely at Mello, it's entirely possible she's NOT really "commando" but she's wearing a moleskin twat-piece, something designed just to cover the cleft or to absorb the first sprinkles of a period. That's why SOME newspapers didn't really censor the image at all:

A big deal over NOTHING, really.

It's gotten so ludicrous that some attention-seeking trollops shave down and then get a TATTOO done, so they can point and say, "Look at THIS!"

Pubic hair is something you can't show, but a tattoo on bald skin? NO PROBLEM.

That's the PRICE of fame now. Unless you're dating a famous actor jerk or Boy Band moron, you either brazenly wear a thong bikini at the beach, or bounce around a nightclub in a see-through blouse, or you have your deliberate "wardrobe malfunction" and try to put a surprised look on your brain-dead face.

Congrats, Giulia and Dayane, you've got your 15 minutes. Now step aside for the next bunch of dimwit twats. Are you paying attention, Saskia and Shauna?