AMANDA: $40,000 and WENDY: $400

What a difference being a cabaret star with a following of fags and divorced bitches makes.

We saw McBroom sweep up the money via KICKSTARTER, and get $40,000 to make a CD.

Meanwhile, Wendy was on FARCEBOOK, telling her small circle of fiends, that they could get a LIMITED EDITION SIGNED VINYL SINGLE for just $100.

And how many IS a LIMTED EDITION, dear?

FOUR.

One is left:

Ya gotta admire her modesty. Or something. It recalls the old joke where you insert any author you dislike in the title:

"What's rarer than a Wendy first edition?" "A Wendy SECOND edition!"

Looking on the bright side, Wendy doesn't have freakish old morons like Josh, Geoff and Geoff playing backup for her.

Hopefully, she also doesn't have that freak who spent so much of his time hating her and belittling her for some insane non-reason or other. What, there were too many malcontents stalking Madonna, so he had to stake out somebody closer to home and more defenseless?

Let's remember, AMANDA never attracted the attention of Elvis Costello...or, come to think of it, any talented person ready to write and produce for her.

What are you scribbling, Mr. Lionel Bart?

"Small pleasures, small pleasures, who would deny us these? Gin toddies, large measures, no skimping if you please..."