She wants to do a DOUBLE CD set of...GOLDEN GASSERS OF THE 40's and 50's!
Not everybody's heard of this cabaret 60-something who plays posh and chi-chi clubs in New York and San Francisco and anyplace that can charge a $40 minimum.
She's GREAT but let's make her GREATER! Let's make her go VIRAL! Let's make her a SUPERSTAR!
It can happen if her music is all over GOOTUBE and ITUNES and SPOTTYPIE, and if any existing store carries her CDs.
How about this? Go into a boutique or a "parfumerie," and it'll be "for every $200 purchase, you get an AMANDA CD for just $25 extra!"
She's going to get the biggest selection of tubas and trombones for her brassy assortment of gassers!
You'll LOVE to hear her do...
COME FART WITH ME
FART ME TO THE MOON
I LEFT MY FART IN SAN FRANCISCO
LET IT FART, LET IT FART, LET IT FART
A NIGHTINGALE FARTS IN BERKELEY SQUARE
MY FARTY VALENTINE
FARTING OVER THE RAINBOW
FARTS FOR SALE
MY FART BELONGS TO DADDY
THE FIRST FART IS THE DEEPEST
WHAT A DIFFERENCE A FART MADE
I’M IN THE MOOD FOR FARTS
ALEXANDER’S FART TIME BAND
FARTS IN THE NIGHT
I GOT PLENTY OF FARTIN’
LONG AGO AND FART AWAY
I GOT A RIGHT TO FART THE BLUES
YOU’D BE SO NICE TO COME FART TO
THE WAY YOU FART TONIGHT
GUESS I’LL HANG MY FARTS OUT TO DRY
SOMEONE TO FART OVER ME
I’VE GOT MY FART TO KEEP ME WARM
NICE FART IF YOU CAN GET IT
I GET A FART OUT OF YOU
WHEN I FART IN LOVE
MY FART STOOD STILL
AS TIME FARTS BY
YOUNG AT FART
OUR FART IS HERE TO STAY
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