FUCK KEI YOU, KEI

You look like you just bombed Pearl Harbor.

What's with the face-making and the fist-pumping?

It looks like the next thing this Kei asshole is going to do is break open a monkey's skull with his bare hands, and suck the raw brains out.

Sad to hear that Kei Nishikori beat Andy Murray. Well, not sad, actually. It's not like I'm walking around feeling morose for some million-dollar-a-year tennis guy. But Andy is the Brit, and the others are the shit. That's how I feel, and that's admitting that I don't even follow the men's game and I have no idea what kind of a guy he is. Some say he's a cry baby and a prat. Others are thankful that he conquered his problems and gave the UK a Wimbledon champ after being denied for so long.

All I know is I don't like grimacing stooges like Kei Nishikori.

All you've done is win a tennis game, and tennis is a pretty faggoty sport most of the time. It's got rules. Men wear white shorts. There are umpires to prevent a SNEAK ATTACK.

These rice dicks are always getting emotional when they do something that takes them into the Men's Department from the far off floor where the little boy and junior stuff is kept.

PS, most of you have a lot of nerve copying Moe Howard's hair cut.