Macca to head 2017 re-vamp of GAME OF THRONES

McCartney without his hair dye?

Wearing a pants suit and looking evil???

Pardon me for filching a Craig Ferguson gag.

Craig ceded his late-night job to pudgy, giddy effeminate James "ooh ooh, let me sing karaoke with a D-list celebrity" Corden. Before he did, he created some memorable and edgy running gags. One of 'em was to mention Paul McCartney and ask the director to show a recent photo. It would always be Angela Lansbury.

Har. Actually it was funny the first few times, and then it simply provoked an evil grin, mostly from Craig himself.

Sad to say that Angela, who is 90-something, is going to waste her time on "Game of Toilets." The good news, for her, is that it will cement her fame for at least another 30 years. Long after she's dead, nerds will haunt eBay trying to buy an autographed photo for their COLLECTION.

They'll probably have to settle for the existing 3x5 cards and "Murder she Wrote" photos, because I can't imagine she'll want to waste the time she has left by sitting at Comic-Con and signing shit for morons in costumes.

What's up with obese George R.R. Fartin? His clogged brain arteries got stalled till he could figure out what old actress he can abuse to play a witch?

The drips who now take over most of the low-paying gigs as Internet website columnists (see the turkey above) can talk about almost NOTHING ELSE besides "Game of Toilets," and carry on about how much they admittedly need their next fix of mindless "GORE" and topless teenagers.

You can't blame Angela for going for the biggest show with the highest audience, rather than stand around a drafty London stage sweating through her silkies and bellowing lines from "Blithe Spirit." I've found that most actresses (and performers in general) NEVER lose their needy desire for applause and attention. So few walk away to another profession or to married life and a family, and shun interviews and only reluctantly sign a photo BY MAIL but not at a fucking memorabilia show loaded with grimacing Huelbigs.

Gee, we'll have to wait till 2017 for the next "Game of Toilets." What an effort for tweens and Millennials with ADD.