Greedy Fat Slob Cherise Bonanno of Miracle Mattress: FUCK YOU

Texas? They do try to rival FLORIDA for the most moronic, in-bred pieces of redneck shit on the planet.

Somehow, the Miracle Mattress store figured that September 11th is a holiday, and a tie-in SALE would be PERFECT.

So....their obese store manager, cheery Cherise Bonanno, giddily posed with two co-workers who happen to look like immigrants. In fact, one of them looks like a fucking Muslim lunatic.

As queen-sized Cherise started her greedhead pitch for TWIN (get it?) MATTRESSES, her two co-workers got that religious fanatic look of zealot insanity.

When fat slob Cherise talked about her falling prices, the two guys happily CRASHED into their twin towers of mattresses.

In case this wasn't tasteless enough, store manager Cherise Bonanno deadpanned “We’ll never forget.”

Uh, yeah. This is the 21st Century at its finest. First off, thanks to misguided "political correctness," we're subjected to an unsightly blob. Instead of going on a diet and trying to look presentable, she figures she's wonderfully attractive, a perfect symbol of well-fed, arrogant, gooey-fleshed American CONSUMER.

She's fat. And, second opinion? STUPID, too.

She was HOW OLD when those towers fell? Is that the excuse? It wasn't a traumatic incident for her, because at the time she was a pudgy 8 year-old in Burger King gobbling down five Whoppers?

The Miracle Mattress assholes have issued an apology: "We didn't know...we had no idea this was offensive. We have veterans working for us. We really, really are soooooooo sorrrrrrreeee.

Christ, how is it possible to even THINK about mating the Twin towers being destroyed with a twin mattress sale? "Yeah, great idea...and we'll build twin towers of mattresses, and have wog-like cretins happily crash into them and knock them down! Kewl!"