None of that "80 words costs 3.85, with background music 16.95...for commercial use 139.95" stuff.
It's FREE as a download if you get on her mailing list, or FREE if you happen to see her in a club (just pay the venue's minimum for beer and chips). If she's the opening act you MIGHT have to pay to get in AND pay for food and drink, but you're FREE to ask her to play her fabulous new song...
LICE IN MY HAIR, ZITS ON MY FOREHEAD
first verse:
"Life is unfair, it's so damn horrid!
"Lice in my hair, zits on my forehead!
"My underwear smells pretty sordid!
"Look at my stare, I'm fucking morbid!
"You must beware, I'm so distorted!
"I scratch all day, I've got a sorehead!
chorus
"Lice in my hair, zits on my forehead!
"Lice in my hair, zits on my forehead!
second verse:
"Take my guitar, put it in storage!
"I am no star, face white as porridge!
"I've got some scars, caused by a gnat itch!
"My repertoire? 'Songs By a Flat Bitch!'
"I won't go far, singing some hack pledge!
"Stay in the bar with Cilla Blackledge!
chorus:
"Lice in my hair, zits on my forehead!
"Lice in my hair, zits on my forehead! FUCK OFF OBAMA!"
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