Melissa, My Nigga - You CAN'T DO THAT! You iz WHITE!

Melisssa, my Nigga. You just learned a lesson.

You took a selfie, thought you looked cool, and used a real COOL word under your photo.

You were SO proud of being BAD.

You, SO bad ass: a white chick in a police uniform!

You wrote under the photo: "I'm the law today, Nigga!"

And you got yo' ass fired.

You didn't mean you were going to go out and arrest Niggas. Too bad. An apology ain't enough.

Why? Because woman is the Nigger of the world?

Nah, it's just that if a Nigga calls white people names, or won't stand for the National Anthem, or sings violent rap songs, it's ok. It's what Niggas do.

It's part of what we call the "double standard," my Nigga.

Any day on any urban street, you'll hear the word NIGGA. Often, it'll be used by idiot whites. They call each other NIGGA. They think it's KEWL. It's in RAP songs, after all.

I know. It's ridiculous. So are teen girls yelling at each other, "SUCK MY DICK!"

You hear that, too.

People are fuckin' parrots. At a prestigious high profile banquet for the White House Press Corps, attended by all kinds of big names, a black guy hired to be the "amusement" gave a comedy monologue. He ended it by congratulating the guest of honor, President Obama, on fulfilling eight years as America's first black President: "You did it, my Nigga!"

No, my Nigga.

That doesn't mean YOU can use "NIGGA" as a generic "tough" word.

You thought it WAS a generic "tough" word at this point, yo. Just something you add to a sentence, know wuttum sayin'? Just a way of being hip, baby.

But white and black will never be equal, will always fight over who is cooler, and will always have reasons to be envious of the other.

There will be things niggas think whites get away with. There will be things whites think niggas get away with.

This includes slang words.

Now you know better, Nigga!