Another Stinky Egocentric Blob (besides Adele)

She's ugly. She's fat. She smells.

Yet she's arrogant enough to think her knickers are worth $25.

Here she is, Miss America...obese, obnoxious and odorous.

Going in the extreme opposite of "fat shaming," this bitch, and so many others, use the code-term BBW. Huh? "BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN?" More like Blobby Blotchy Whale.

Illiterate, too. "BIG GARIL" is supposed to be "BIG GIRL." It's a reference to the peculiar admonition, "Put on your big girl panties" and stop complaining. Who is complaining? If you actually get a kick out of smelling the elephant stench in a pair of knickers the size of a circus tent, you're not likely to object to anything.

This bitch would only be useful as landfill.