Smelly Farter vs Basket Case

"Basket Case is NOT my opening act," huffs Smelly Farter, "nobody's heard of the smirky little bitch!"

You know Smelly Farter. Not a lot. Here's her new album, which like everybody's new album, is only available as a stream or a download.

She's an obscure, aging, homely singer-songwriter on an informal, ill-paying insignificant little "tour" of some small clubs.

All she's doing is taking a bus to a train to a bus, and playing small towns like Inseignmouth. Here and there, depending on booking politics, she will have an "opening act" of local interest to help put butts into seats.

For ONE night only, it will be Basket Case.

"This woman is all over Twatter and Farcebook, putting up misleading posters that make it seem she's the up and coming star, the reason to see my shows," fumes Farter. "I just want it known she is ONLY doing ONE! I'm the star! Basket Case doesn't even HAVE a new album, she's on Kickstarter hoping to raise money for this thing:

Yes, it's Basket Case doing Roger Waters. The less said the better. Rumor has it that Basket Case will be recording the Inseignmouth gig live, and then will "sweeten" the recording by having the actual Pink Floyd "The Wall" playing underneath.