Sunday, September 11, 2016

Actually it was downhill from Cliff Arquette...

Oh, the sad day, September 11th, because this weird looking guy/girl is gone:

I know, boring isn't he/she?

Couldn't we all do without drag queens and homely trannies parading around calling attention to themselves? Yeah, you're here, you're queer...now give us breathing room, please.

Alexis Arquette was only 47. Do we assume this was AIDS-related?

How nice that he was, as is usually the publicity-writer's lie, surrounded by friends and family, and dying PEACEFULLY listening to David Fucking Bowie.

Alexis was quite the media whore, as you can imagine. He/She would often cross the line of good taste (what a surprise) and "out" people he/she slept with. That would include Jared Leto (I don't know who the fuck he is, why he's popular, who the hell thinks he's a hunk, etc. etc.).

Alexis would sometimes out some transvestite or transsexual star who was getting too much attention, or deliberately spill sexual secrets just for the fun of it. This was, in two words, not classy. But in the world of "DISHING," it was always prime material for the tabloids.

And blah blah blah.

He could sometimes say interesting things, but really, the topic of trannies is such a bore, isn't it? It's like Niggas. It's like fat slobs like Amy Schumer and Adele. All RIGHT already, can't you EVER shut up?

Some of the more rational remarks of the late great Alexis:

Old-timers recall rustic comedian "Charlie Weaver," who was born Cliff Arquette. Years later, his grandkids became famous, and there was sort of a mini-dynasty of various Arquettes, including a few somewhat attractive briefly amusing women. Patricia Arquette was one of those.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, none of 'em were as entertaining as Cliff Arquette, who was funny on radio, and then later when he was a frequent guest on Jack Paar's show and "The Hollywood Squares." Hopefully his only "drag" was dressing up like a hayseed geezer with a half-broken hat, overalls, a brush mustache and granny glasses. If he also dressed up as a granny now and then...I don't wanna know.

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