Pay to Punch Smelly Shkreli ?

Oh, isn't THIS cute?

It's a "Pay to Play" publicity stunt from one of the most odious assholes in America.

"PUNCH ME IN THE FACE FOR CHARITY" he chortles.

This is the way media whores are.

This sociopath LOVES his reputation as "one of the most hated men in America."

His stinky friend, who LOVED to orchestrate publicity schemes, and who made money from PORN COMPANIES by rushing to the Daily Fail and Daily Snooze with crude stunts, would be "looking down from heaven and smiling" at THIS one.

No, his friend is DEAD. Plain DEAD. He's neither in heaven nor hell. Shkreli's publicist was a slimeball who also worked for a porn company. Yeah, he was probably the one who would rush to the media and say: "I'll pay a million bucks if Jennifer Lawrence hands over two minutes where she gives a blow job and gets a load on her face" or "My client is ready to pay a million of Kanye will go down on Kim."

Karma didn't kill the creepy publicist. He died. Karma didn't make his son have cancer either.

Shkreli, also one of the UGLIEST slimeballs in America, is relishing this phony stunt. You can bet you will NEVER see the punch thrown.

It's quite likely he'll say, a few weeks later if anyone asks, "Oh, THAT idea, well, the high bidder was a fake, so I abandoned the idea entirely. Nevermind."

It would indeed be quite amusing IF somebody reputable, like Jimmy Kimmel or Jimmy Fallon, actually DID put up $100,000 and got Mike Tyson to land a punch guaranteed to dislocate Shkreli's jaw. TV game shows and talk shows routinely waste a lot less money to book a guest or get some attention. Oprah Winfrey once gave everybody in her studio audience a new car.

It's also amusing to know that some morons are disliked, but would hardly even get a FIVERRRR for the chance to give 'em a kick in the ass.

But we know this news item is shit, because the 21st Century is shit, and classless stupid publicity gimmicks are what fills up shitty Internet websites and crappy tabloids.

This guy should be in jail or shunned as a leper. Owning a Big Pharma company, and deliberately raising the price on an important drug is so typical of why Americans are hated all over the world.