"I'm going to put the animated gif on Kickstarter and ask for enough funding to create a clip. Then I'll put the clip up, and ask for enough funding to make a demo. Then I'll put the demo up and ask...oh, for $100,000 so I can fund the entire thing! Or should it be $200,000?"
The SHAUNA CUNTWELL BUST ENHANCING EXERCISE VIDEO actually has ONE move repeated over and over:
"Just keeping doing it," Bill advises.
"If anyone complains, we give them their money back, less shipping and handling."
"She's a distracting little bitch, isn't she? Sort of like a loose tooth that you can't leave alone. Or a fly paper strip with one live one wiggling its leg. Sort of like Shauna raising her eyebrow. I can't take my eyes off her. And I can't help wiping my come off the back of her dress. One day she'll turn around and catch me! Oh, if she turns around like THIS, back and forth, back and forth, I'd not only wank all over her, I'd shit my nappy at the same time!"
While Bill pondered his unique talents at wanking and shitting, a marketing question came up: don't these exercise videos have a before and after picture on the cover??"
"We'll just have a close-up of Shauna raising and lowering her eyebrow," gurgles Bill. "Shauna doesn't have tits. Does it matter? She's SO cute, and she hides her flatness so well, maybe nobody will know. Have people noticed she can't sing or play a musical instrument? That all she really knows how to do is wave byeeee byeeeeee???"
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