Man Does Not Live by GooTube Grimacing Alone

While Darren sits in front of a GOOTUBE camera and elaborately opens up mail order packages and shows off what he's bought...his wife is stewing in the other room.

Stewing in her knickers.

She sells 'em using Darren's eBay account.

After all, when you're making chump change on GOOTUBE and other sites by doing little more than telling people what you bought and giving your worthless opinion, that's hardly a REAL JOB.

Every little bit helps, right, Mrs. Darren?

That IS the famous Darren? The ad copy sure sounds like something his wife would write: obnoxious, egocentric, moneygrubbing and stinky!