Friday, September 23, 2016

It's a SCRATCHY record but OTHER WISE...

What's not to LOVE about EBAY?

It's loaded with rank amateurs, retards and autistics, as well as out and out crooks and psychos. They have shit to sell that they stole, crap that's counterfeit, stuff that SMELLS, and junk that isn't worth tossing in the trash.

EBAY sellers include MORONS who don't know how to spell (other wise...they are real clevr) and don't know how to grade their yellowed books and scratched up records.

Well, what could POSSIBLY be wrong with a record that "has some scratches that cause quite a few audible pops?" It is "other wise" just fine.

The other side, it seems, is ok. So you get one side WITHOUT scratches and audible pops. Not too bad for your TEN bucks. Most charity shops and desperate record stores would mark it for ONE dollar.

Amateur EBAY idiots don't notice if a record is warped, and do the kind of "visual grading" you'd expect from Ray Charles. Some of them will shrug that the record seems to have a lot of fine scratches but you should expect "a little bit of noise" on old records. Forget that you risk chipping and wearing down your needle playing a fucking record that's more like a barbed wire fence.

And EBAY wonders why people avoid their site? A Syrian souk full of whores and roaches is classier.

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